Kids...
As you probably have noticed... I have been missing from class... Well there is a simple story with a complicated twist and several amazing events that has made this so. The story I will most likely tell in class... Long story short, my body shut down (seriously, it was a fluke)... My pulse dropped to around 30 beats per minute... half of what I normally have... and I spent 3 days in the Intensive Care Unit... prognosis: excellent... I will be back soon...
In the meantime, please be good to the sub... I need to regather my bearings and come out firing...
Cheers,
your teacher